Norm Thoughts and Contemplations
*names have been changed to protect the innocent...*
Updated 4/13/24
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April 4, 2024 -
April 8th would have
been my sister's 72nd
birthday. I have been
having days where I
really really want to
call and talk to her
(the 'her' before her
dementia kicked in) and
I have to actually put
down the phone that I
grabbed to make said
call, because I remember
she's out in the
Universe now. I miss our
bond. I miss making her
laugh. This is the third
year since she passed. I
appreciate she was there
for me when she was and
I was lucky enough to
have a good relationship
with her. I don't take
that for granted.
However, I miss her
tons.
The other morning when
it was sunny out, there
was a robin on the
topmost part of the
tallest tree out front
singing his lungs out. I
assume, since I am not
fluent in robin, that he
was singing to the sun
which made me smile.
Then the next day when
it was rainy in the
morning, he was still
out there singing his
lungs out, so I figured
out he's probably just a
'randy' and looking for
a mate. The weather has
nothing to do with it at
all...
April
8, 2024 -
Happy Eclipse Day! Where
I live we only get a 96%
coverage. I got myself
some certified "don't
burn your retinas out"
glasses. I will look at
it and see what I see. I
have seen funny memes on
Facebook about the moon
"mooning" the sun.
Smiles. My semi driving
son is happy to be in
Omaha away from the
crowds that will be
flocking to the path of
totality. Humans, go
figure. My son says
there are rumors of the
apocalypse with this
event which makes me
laugh. The only bad omen
about a solar eclipse
like this is the fact
the media screamed it at
us for so long that
people will be flocking
to places to see it and
there will be traffic
jams and accidents on
highways. The earth
isn't flat, an eclipse
does not mean the sun
was eaten, and the world
won't end unless us
humans end it because as
a collective group,
we're idiots.
I had a good weekend.
Saw the boys for
breakfast on Saturday
and then came home and
swept up Norman hair.
Lordy, so much hair. You
don't notice his
shedding unless you are
out in the sun and pet
him and see the poofs of
his hair floating away
or end up eating half a
pound of it in bed since
he shares my bed. Under
his crate it was BLACK
with his hair. Just
unreal. It amazes me
every time I clean it.
(If it is getting to the
point where it is a
black layer and I have
to empty the vacuum
after doing it because
there is so much, then I
am pretty sure I waited
too long to clean...)
My daughter did a video
call with me and my
grandson so I got to see
Irving. He is a sweetie.
He is learning to make
new noises such as
SCREAMING when he laughs
and the like. I can see
he is learning to
control his fingers and
my daughter said he can
roll from his stomach to
his back, but he has not
rolled from his back to
his stomach since he did
it here. He is
constantly grabbing his
toys and shoving them in
his mouth. I bet he is
pre-teething. I bet she
weans him off her boobs
soon if that is the
case....hahahaha.
Swans flew over this
morning and when swans
fly over, they make a
unique noise whilst
flying which makes me
smile. Wood ducks make
funny noises, too. I
feel bad about giggling
at them, since had I
wings and flew, the
sounds I would make to
move my massive bulk
would be more like an
elephant stuck in a tar
pit while playing a
kazoo. There is a pair
of geese that hang out
by the side of the road
in the field to my west.
They will honk at Norman
when he goes out. Norman
is not concerned about
this fact. He is more
concerned about the
squirrels in the back
yard that have the
audacity to use his yard
for walnut take-out pick
up. When he trees a
squirrel he will LEAP
into the air as if he
actually thinks doing
that will get him up to
the squirrel. The
squirrels he trees just
use the walnut trees to
escape, jumping from one
to the next, while
Norman is still on high
alert at the first tree.
The squirrels are
already a mile away and
flipping him off as they
go...
April
13, 2024 -
Ugh. Saturday
morning and I should
be sleeping in but
I'm up at 4:30 a.m.
(had to pee, of
course) and I don't
want to go back to
bed. Maybe I will
blog a bit and bore
myself - that it
will put me back to
sleep!
My poor sister in
law, who recently
had breast cancer
surgery on both
sides, has to go
back in for MORE
surgery. This
doesn't seem fair to
me, not one bit. The
tissue samples they
sent out after a
surgery came
back showing more
cancer cells, so
they didn't get it
all. I am sick of
cancer all over the
place in everyone I
love or know. I
shake my fist at
cancer. The thing
that simmers in my
guts the most is,
somewhere, they
probably have come
up with a cure for
cancer, but they
can't just release
the cure, as
hospitals and tons
of other places
would go out of
business and society
would collapse in
the US if people
didn't get cancer.
Sigh. (I am not a
conspiracy theorist
in any way - I am
just thinking in a
logical manner about
that...) Plus,
some freak place has
billed her Medicare
for things she did
not get done, which
is a known scam.
Sigh. That has been
happening a lot and
actually forever so
people really need
to take note of any
statements they get
on what was billed!
Speaking of
scammers...
I have been getting
friend invites from
older men on
Facebook. I do not
know these older
men, so I delete the
request. Going
forward I shall also
block those names. I
laugh, because the
requests are from
such handsome
fellows and come on,
look at me - I don't
attract anyone, let
alone handsome
fellows. Geez. I
will also start
reverse image look
up as well - no
doubt they are
stealing photos from
male models for AARP
or something. I wish
scammers would find
real jobs. However,
if people do that
all the time it must
be working and
people fall for it -
or else they would
have to get real
jobs. (Maybe their
country doesn't have
real jobs...but if
there are not real
jobs where they live
- how do they afford
the internet? A
conundrum...)
It was very windy
here yesterday. When
I came home to work
from home in the
afternoon, my cousin
sent me a text
asking how the wind
was here. I replied,
"It's not horrid."
When I came home
from work to work,
the wind really
wasn't bad. However,
when I took Norman
out to do Norman
business, AUNTIE EM!
The wind gusts were
HORRID. Hahahaha. I
have many branches
down in the yard -
again - and I am
sure people have old
trees uprooted as
well. I watched an
Amazon box blow by,
which initially made
me laugh but then I
thought, "Oh No!
What if my recycling
Herby Curby blew
over!" so I ran out
to check that. Nope,
not my Amazon box.
Phew. Just a free
range Amazon box
from the next county
over, no
doubt. Norman
would stand and
sniff into the wind
but his ears would
blow out and back
and he looked like
he was flying. Plus,
it could be calm for
a bit right where I
were standing, but
be blowing like
crazy at the
neighbors. That
always fascinates
me. Weather is
fascinating...mentally
unstable for the
most part, but
fascinating.
I watched the
eclipse with my
neighbors. Hanging
out with my
neighbors is always
fun in itself, but
add an eclipse and
five dogs running
around like idiots,
and you have a
party. So for a half
hour it kind of went
like 'glasses on
and look at the
sun', 'glasses
off, yell at a dog'
and repeat...The
trees made eerie
shadows at the peak
which was cool. I
saw pictures posted
from people where
the eclipse could be
seen on the ground
through holes in
leaves. Even with
most of it covered,
it was still bright
and with it being 93
million miles from
Earth, the Sun
must be so
massive I can't wrap
my wee brain around
it. It is about
865,000 miles in
diameter - which
blows my mind. Here
we all are, living
in such a grand
solar system in a
grand galaxy and we
are mostly obvious
to all of it - we're
too busy watching
free range Amazon
boxes scoot across
our yards while
humming the Bonanaza
theme...
On Thursday I worked
from home. My eyes
were killing me. I
would have to use a
cold rag on them to
reel them in every
so often. Every once
in a while my eyes
will hate me and
treat me like dirt.
(I looked at my
'log' that I keep on
what I eat and what
meds I take and
such, and saw after
the fact I had
forgotten to use my
dry eye drops on
Wednesday, so it was
my own damned
fault). ((Dry eyes
are real, people.))
Anyway - So I was
happily working from
home and then in the
afternoon, oh
my - I had the
runs. It was bad for
a while. Times like
that I am glad my
house is so small
and the toilet is so
close. That ran on
(pardon the diarrhea
pun) until late
evening. My poor bum
was very sore. Bless
having ointments in
stock. What brought
that on, I don't
know.
Friday when I came
home from work, poor
Norman was crying at
the end of he crate,
standing there. I
could smell
something wasn't
right. That poor dog
had diarrhea and had
backed up to the
front of his crate
and crapped his poor
heart out ALL OVER
THE PLACE. I let him
outside and he was
off to finish this
job of crapping his
brains out while I
started clean up.
(The look on his
face when I walked
in made me want to
just cry. He looked
so scared/pitiful,
it broke my heart.)
I gloved up and got
a bucket of hot
water and cleaner
and started the
clean up process. I
cleaned off his
crate bed cover,
then took it off and
threw it in the
washer. I had to
move his (gigantic)
crate to get to all
the debris on the
crate part and
carpet underneath.
It wasn't pretty,
folks. Once I got
all of that cleaned
up, I went outside
with Norm, and he
was still going here
and there. I have
diarrhea meds for
him since he tends
to get that when
he's either upset or
too excited- like a
form of doggy IBS,
so I shoved a dose
down his throat when
he came in. He was
so happy I saved
him. You could tell
he was just thrilled
I came home. He
followed me a around
and head butted me a
lot with joy. I
fixed his lunch with
just chicken and
sensitive stomach
Science Diet food,
and he wolfed that
down and slept on
the couch. I am not
sure what brought on
this bought of the
runs for both of us
- but I am glad I at
least didn't poop on
the carpet, too. He
seems much better
this morning, taking
full advantage of
the fact I'm not in
in bed and has
stretched out across
the whole thing like
he owns it.
We are creeping
closer and closer to
launching our
implementation to
Oracle Fusion at
work. Baby steps.
There will be so
much to do once it
REALLY starts beside
all the per-work and
research and the
like. I have finally
gotten over the fear
of it - it's my last
'hurrah' as it were
at work. I will see
it through to the
end - but not doubt
I WILL end
up pooping on
someone's carpet
before it is
through...